| | | WOMEN WORLD |  |
|
+5Unitedgang Leena Shawn Brandon naughtyKid 9 posters | | Author | Message |
|---|
naughtyKid
Active User
Number of posts : 169
Age : 43
Reputation : 0
Points : 50
Registration date : 2008-10-21
| | Subject: WOMEN WORLD Mon Nov 10, 2008 5:36 am | |
| WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST
She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.
WOMEN'S REVENGE
"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.
"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me,
And I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."
UNDERSTANDING WOMEN
(A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)
I know I'm not going to understand women.
I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax,
Pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider.
MARRIAGE SEMINAR
While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication,
Tom and his wife Grace listened to the instructor,
"It is essential that husbands and wives know each other's likes and dislikes."
He addressed the man, "Can you name your wife's favorite flower?"
Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered, "It's Pillsbury, isn't it?
CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.
He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle.
A few minutes later, he deposi ts a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.
She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?
He answers, "You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers;
Cause it's sooo-ooo--oo- ooo much cheaper. So, I figure if I have to roll my own .......... So does she. (I figure this guy is the one on the milk carton!)
WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
The husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
WORDS
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day...
30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"
CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
"The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you !
WHO DOES WHAT
A man and his wife were having an argument about who
Should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, "You should do it because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee. The husband said, "You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee ."
Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."
Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says .......... "HEBREWS"
The Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment.
Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM . " He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.
The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM . Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests. | |
| | | | Brandon
Active User
Number of posts : 79
Age : 38
Reputation : 0
Points : 15
Registration date : 2008-10-25
| | Subject: Re: WOMEN WORLD Mon Nov 10, 2008 11:04 pm | |
| haha thats cool friend  | |
| | | | Shawn
Number of posts : 142
Age : 44
Location : nepal
Job/hobbies : net surfing
Reputation : 1
Points : 79
Registration date : 2008-11-08
| | Subject: Re: WOMEN WORLD Wed Nov 12, 2008 12:32 am | |
| ofcourse wife sud mae coffee every morning dan these womens  | |
| | | | Leena
Active User
Number of posts : 71
Age : 36
Reputation : 0
Points : 55
Registration date : 2008-10-26
| | Subject: Re: WOMEN WORLD Fri Nov 14, 2008 12:17 am | |
| lmfao  | |
| | | | Unitedgang
Active User
Number of posts : 318
Age : 35
Location : lalitpur/nepal
Job/hobbies : movie and chocolet
Humor : yup yup
Reputation : 0
Points : 149
Registration date : 2008-10-20
| | Subject: Re: WOMEN WORLD Mon Nov 17, 2008 12:22 am | |
| | |
| | | | Jean
Admin
Number of posts : 239
Age : 38
Location : Nepal/Lalitpur/Dhobighat
Job/hobbies : web making
Humor : :)
Reputation : 0
Points : 121
Registration date : 2008-10-19
| | Subject: Re: WOMEN WORLD Mon Nov 24, 2008 11:58 pm | |
| shawn bro is rite i support u | |
| | | | Unitedgang
Active User
Number of posts : 318
Age : 35
Location : lalitpur/nepal
Job/hobbies : movie and chocolet
Humor : yup yup
Reputation : 0
Points : 149
Registration date : 2008-10-20
| | Subject: Re: WOMEN WORLD Sat Nov 29, 2008 12:05 am | |
| yes we u jean u always support shawn haaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaa and haaaaa | |
| | | | YourTimeIsOver
Active User
Number of posts : 69
Reputation : 0
Points : 52
Registration date : 2008-10-30
| | Subject: Re: WOMEN WORLD Wed Dec 03, 2008 12:01 am | |
| | |
| | | | Unitedgang
Active User
Number of posts : 318
Age : 35
Location : lalitpur/nepal
Job/hobbies : movie and chocolet
Humor : yup yup
Reputation : 0
Points : 149
Registration date : 2008-10-20
| | Subject: why lol yourtime... Sun Dec 07, 2008 6:17 am | |
| - YourTimeIsOver wrote:
- lol
explain grrrrrrrrrrrrr | |
| | | | lkafle
Active User
Number of posts : 43
Age : 48
Location : lalitpur
Job/hobbies : computer engineering quality assurnace healthcare lecture politics economy entrepreneurship
Humor : hehe
Reputation : 0
Points : 0
Registration date : 2008-10-25
| | Subject: Re: WOMEN WORLD Fri Dec 12, 2008 1:16 am | |
| World's masterpiece it is and I as a married man deserve some attntion on this topic | |
| | | | Daniela
Active User
Number of posts : 49
Age : 33
Job/hobbies : Swimmng and dancing
Humor : :)
Reputation : 0
Points : 12
Registration date : 2008-10-20
| | Subject: Re: WOMEN WORLD Sat Dec 13, 2008 2:17 am | |
| - lkafle wrote:
- World's masterpiece it is and I as a married man deserve some attntion on this topic
lol you should give more attetion | |
| | | | Daniela
Active User
Number of posts : 49
Age : 33
Job/hobbies : Swimmng and dancing
Humor : :)
Reputation : 0
Points : 12
Registration date : 2008-10-20
| | Subject: Re: WOMEN WORLD Sat Dec 13, 2008 2:21 am | |
| - naughtyKid wrote:
- WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST
She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.
WOMEN'S REVENGE
"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.
"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me,
And I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."
UNDERSTANDING WOMEN
(A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)
I know I'm not going to understand women.
I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax,
Pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider.
MARRIAGE SEMINAR
While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication,
Tom and his wife Grace listened to the instructor,
"It is essential that husbands and wives know each other's likes and dislikes."
He addressed the man, "Can you name your wife's favorite flower?"
Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered, "It's Pillsbury, isn't it?
CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.
He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle.
A few minutes later, he deposi ts a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.
She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?
He answers, "You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers;
Cause it's sooo-ooo--oo- ooo much cheaper. So, I figure if I have to roll my own .......... So does she. (I figure this guy is the one on the milk carton!)
WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
The husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
WORDS
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day...
30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"
CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
"The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you !
WHO DOES WHAT
A man and his wife were having an argument about who
Should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, "You should do it because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee. The husband said, "You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee ."
Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."
Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says .......... "HEBREWS"
The Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment.
Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM . " He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.
The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM . Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests. lol this is very post i should save this one  | |
| | | | Sponsored content
| | Subject: Re: WOMEN WORLD | |
| |
| | | | | | WOMEN WORLD | |
|
Similar topics | |
|
| | Permissions in this forum: | You cannot reply to topics in this forum
| |
| |
| | Who is online? | In total there is 1 user online :: 0 Registered, 0 Hidden and 1 Guest None Most users ever online was 20 on Fri Jan 20, 2023 9:50 am |
| Statistics | We have 155 registered users
The newest registered user is eyemantra
Our users have posted a total of 2350 messages in 275 subjects
|
| Poll | | | Do you like kenwoodlyn | | Yes | | 82% | [ 14 ] | | No | | 12% | [ 2 ] | | Need hard word | | 6% | [ 1 ] |
| | Total Votes : 17 |
|
|
RateMyPicture 
